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Pleasant Awakening – The Dildo Alarm Clock

Pleasant Awakening – The Dildo Alarm Clock

If you’re not an early bird, why not make your mornings a bit more pleasurable with the Little Rooster; the world’s first alarm clock for your vagina. This unique sex toy can be used by selecting an alarm time and wearing it in your underwear while you sleep. Instead of waking up to a loud noise, the device simply starts to vibrate to bring you out of your slumber. The vibrations automatically increase until you wake up and turn it off.

The Little Rooster is completely safe to use, rechargeable and has 27 different settings so you can find right vibration for you. To use this device, you place it on your pubic mound, while the vibrating leg rests against your clitoris and labia. This may sound uncomfortable but it’s designed for a comfortable fit with most women becoming completely unaware of the device within a minute of slipping it into their underwear. 

If you don’t feel like getting up there is a “snorgasm” mode that pleasures you for 10 minutes. This is perhaps one of the biggest design flaws because it may be more tempting to just stay in bed and keep using it. Also, after your orgasm you’ll probably just want to go back to sleep and unfortunately this device doesn’t have a back-up alarm for those who naturally fall into a post-masturbatory slumber.

Of course, it doesn’t have to just be used as an alarm clock. In fact, there is a whole page on Little Rooster’s website dedicated to customer testimonials. Some examples include a woman who claims the device helps her focus on her commute so she never misses her stop, while another uses it on romantic dates with her husband. 

You can buy one here for ¥790.

 

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